Why Mr. Matthews Should Not Make Us Go to Physics This Weekend

We have a 3 hour school day on Friday. Most of the teachers are not doing any real work on Friday. It makes no sense for one teacher to ruin it for the kids who plan to ditch by doing a real assignment. None of us want to be there and we have very little time to begin with so why should we even bother going. It's not like we're doing anything in Mr. Potts' class. We never do anything in his class. Also, we have a shortened Holiday Break this year and it is only a week and a half. Therefore, we should all ditch on Friday to give us more of a break. We all deserve it. But we all know that Mr. Matthews is going to ruin it for us and have a lesson on magnetism on Friday. Personally, I plan on being sick on Friday. Furthermore, Mr. Matthews' shirts are too small and he looked at my thumb and he is dumb. So we should not have to go to school because no one needs to see that.